“Our culture as a whole is very ambivalent about funny women. But, then again, they do let us get driver’s licenses and learn to read and wear shorts, so I guess, relatively speaking, we shouldn’t really complain.”
“As a rule I hate tit jokes. I think every reasonably funny version of the average tit joke was wrapped up and put to bed about 1720. Same with double entendres. I’ve seen all the melon and hot dog confusion I need for one lifetime.” -Merrill Markoe in And Here’s the Kicker by Mike Sacks
