Tonight, I celebrate my love for pizza.

If you’re one of those people who complains about Valentine’s Day, just stuff it. Any day that brings a heart shaped pizza into my life is a good day. And besides, this is a holiday about candy, so go buy some and then call your parents. That’s what Valentine’s Day is for!
Call your parents to tell them you had pizza and candy for dinner?
Happy Valentine’s Day, lady!
I love the heart-shaped pizza. It looks amazing! I am usually one of those people who complain about Valentine’s Day, but not to those who are happy. Only my single friends can hear my complaints. But I suppose I should be happy for the 5 text messages I woke up to from my siblings and mom telling me they love me. That was nice.